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Hardest Ever Would You Rather? Quiz!

This surely has to be the hardest quiz in the history of... well, everything!

1/7 Would you rather be a chimp who can sing in French or a hippo who raps in Spanish?

A chimp with a microphone
A hippo in a red cap

Results

  • A chimp who can sing 0.6 %
  • A hippo who raps in Spanish 0.4 %

2/7 Would you rather shower in gravy or bathe in tomato ketchup?

A gravy boat
A squirt of ketchup

Results

  • Shower in gravy 0.6 %
  • Bathe in tomato ketchup 0.4 %

3/7 Would you rather your burps smell of farts or your farts smell of burps?

A burping woman
A farting man

Results

  • Burps that smell of farts 0.1 %
  • Farts that smell of burps 0.9 %

4/7 Would you rather go forward in time when you sneeze or travel back in time when you yawn?

A sneezing man
A yawning woman

Results

  • Forward in time when I sneeze 0.5 %
  • Travel back in time when I yawn 0.5 %

5/7 Would you rather watch your favourite cartoon in black and white or in colour, but in a language you don't understand?

Dennis and Gnasher Unleashed in black and white
Dennis and Gnasher Unleashed in glorious colour

Results

  • Black and white 0.7 %
  • Colour, but in a language I don't understand 0.3 %

6/7 Would you rather have smelly feet and have unlimited snacks or fresh feet but no snacks?

Smelly shoes
Clean feet in a bath

Results

  • Smelly feet and unlimited snacks 0.6 %
  • Fresh feet but no snacks 0.4 %

7/7 Would you rather live in a damp cave with lots of gadgets or a warm house with no wifi?

A phone in a cave
Relaxing with a cup of tea and a rubber chicken

Results

  • A damp cave with lots of gadgets 0.5 %
  • A warm house with no wifi 0.5 %