20 Uno Jokes That Are Simply Number One!
Reverse, skip a turn... these 20 UNO jokes are real wildcards! So stop playing games and have a laugh at these unbelievably funny UNO gags and jokes!
Looking for some family-friendly gags and one-liners about the card game UNO? These are the best in the deck!
But if you're after some more gaming fun, check out these Ludo-crous board game jokes, these puzzling jigsaw puns, or even these cracking chess funnies! Who needs TV and video games when you've got all these! (Although we do have jokes aboit those things too... hehe)
So once you've finished dealing, let's get on with these UNO jokes!
We play a lot of games, but one game never gets mentioned
We don't talk about Uno!
Why are artists bad at Uno?
Because they draw a lot!
To my friend who I cheat at cards against:
I'm sorry, but I think uno me well enough!
My jokes in English aren't very funny, so here's one in Spanish
Uno!
The makers of the card game Uno have developed a sequel
They're calling it Dos!
Why can't fashion designers play uno?
Because they always draw a cardigan!
Why can't pirates play UNO?
They're always standing on the deck!
I like to count in Spanish
...if Uno what I mean!
As well as being a card game, "Uno" is Spanish for "one"
The more uno!
Microsoft can't count… They came out with Microsoft DOS
Without ever releasing Microsoft UNO!
Dad: What are you playing? Son: Uno
Dad: No I don't!
Did you hear about the Spanish magician who disappeared?
Uno, dos, and POOF he was gone without a tres!
Here's another one in Spanish
...Uno!
Why don't footballers play Uno?
Because they don't like to get red cards!
What's John Lennon's favorite card game?
Yoko Uno!
Why don't crocodiles play Uno?
They prefer snap!
You know the card game UNO?
It's the number one game!
I hate playing Uno!
It's so one-sided!
I saw a list of the top ten card games...
Uno is number 1!
Where do you get a degree in card games?
Unoversity!
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