24 Father's Day Jokes That Are Actually Funny

Whose dad can jump higher than a skyscraper?

Any dad. Skyscrapers can’t jump!

Why did the dad take his clock to the vet?

It had ticks!

Why does a dad lead a dog's life?

He comes in with muddy feet, lies on the sofa, and waits for a snack!

Why did the dad sell the vacuum cleaner?

It was just gathering dust!

Dad, I'm hungry!

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!

What did the dad say when he spilled his soup over himself?

Tonight, dinner's on me!

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What did the dad tomato say to his son who was trailing behind?

Ketchup, son!

What did the buffalo say to his son before he left for school?

Bison!

Where does a dad bike hang out?

In the bike shed!

Why was this dad useless at buying herbs at the supermarket?

He couldn't find the thyme!

What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?

Papa Yawns!

What did the jelly's daughter write in his Father's Day card?

Thanks for pudding up with me!

What did the carpenter's son say on Father's Day?

Wood you believe how much I love you?

Why does dad want to play golf on Father's Day?

It's tee-riffic!

Who's dad loves guacamole?

Nacho average dad!

What did the bean say to his Dad on Father's Day say?

World's best farter!

I know what I’m getting for Father’s Day...

Last night my daughter asked me what size aftershave I wear!

Why did the biscuit cry?

Because his father was a wafer so long!

Daddy put the cat out...

I didn’t know he was on fire!

Dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

What did the daddy ghost say to the baby ghost?

Fasten your sheet belt!