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30 Bin Jokes Which Aren't Completely Rubbish!

Dare you REFUSE to laugh at these collection of gags?

Some jokes are absolute stinkers and belong on a rubbish tip. These jokes however are simply about dustbins, wheelie bins, trash cans and bags of household waste! Once you've finished chuckling at these total howlers, why not check out our bean jokes, banana jokes or these very cheesy one-liners!

I was trying to think of some jokes about bin bags...

So here's a strong one-liner!

What did the bin say when they were asked to take out the rubbish?

No, I refuse!

What did the big rubbish bag say to the little rubbish bag when it was late for dinner?

Where have you bin?

I put my bin out last night and a storm blew it away...

It went wheelie far away!

What do you call a bin full of rolls, loaves and baguettes?

A bread bin!

Did you hear about the bin who got dressed up?

They heard they were being taken out!

Why did the rubbish bin look sad?

It was down in the dumps!

What has two wheels and flies?

A wheelie bin!

What do you call a bin floating through space?

A trashteroid!

Why are American bins so positive?

Because it's a trash can, not a trash can't

Did you know there's no training for people who collect rubbish?

They just pick it up as they go along!

What does a bin say when they've accomplished so much?

Bin there, done that!

What has four wheels and flies?

A bin lorry!

fly jokes

I found a rubbish thesaurus in the bin...

It was rubbish!

What do you call a bin who's in the army?

General Waste!

Did you hear about the pirate who became a rubbish collector?

He said, " One man's trash is another man's treasure!"

There was a story on the news that bins are to be banned!

What a load of rubbish!

Did you hear about the man who used a bin lid as a satellite dish?

The reception was rubbish!

What does rubbish have for breakfast?

Bins on toast!

Baked beans

I used to be a rubbish collector...

And now I'm pretty good!

What did the bin say after eating nothing but junk food?

I feel rubbish!

What is household waste's favourite game?

Bin-go!

Christmas joke emoji

Where do rubbish bags go to watch movies?

The binema!

What is a rubbish bag's favourite app?

Bin-stagram!

One-liner jokes
One-liner jokes

Why did the rubbish suddenly decide to take up painting as a hobby?

It was feeling bin-spired!

A canvas with a painting of a heart

What is a bin's favourite type of music?

Trash metal!

Why are bins no good at playing hide and seek?

They're rubbish at hiding!

The joke police

I've tried to throw away my old rubbish bin for weeks!

But they won't take it!

I won't add herbs to my bin to make it smell better...

I just don't have thyme for that rubbish!

A chef

I tried thinking of a bin joke...

But the punchline was rubbish!