20 Sushi Jokes Which Will Have You Rolling On The Floor!
Here's a buffet of sushi-based hilarity served up, just for you!
You've had fish jokes, whale jokes and shark jokes. Now feast on these delicious sushi jokes!
Want some more? There’s plenty of jokes in the Beano ocean. Check out these pirate jokes, which arrrrr hilarious...
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
Japan!
What is a cat’s favorite sushi roll?
Tempurrrra!
Why did the sushi roll’s guitar sound bad?
They didn’t have a tuna!
Why don’t Wookiees like sushi?
It’s a bit Chewie!
Why did crab never share his sushi?
He was shellfish!
What did the shark say to the plate of sushi?
Pleased to eat you!
What is a gymnast’s favourite type of sushi?
A forward roll!
Why did the sushi chef get an award?
They always made a rice job of their dishes!
At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin their training?
Tuna half!
What do cats call an aquarium?
A sushi bar!
What do you call sushi with a tie?
So-fish-ticated!
Why did the duck say bang?
Because they wanted a firequacker roll!
I asked my mum to buy me some raw fish for tea…
Sushi did!
What type of sushi is made of sponge cake and jam?
A Swiss roll!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wassabee!
What car did the successful sushi chef buy?
A Rolls-Rice!
I had to send my sushi back the other day…
They hadn't even cooked it!
Why do lions love sushi?
Because it’s roar!
What do you call an expensive sushi?
A raw deal!
What type of sushi does Lady Gaga like?
Raw raw raw raw raw!
