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20 Sausage Jokes Which Are Absolute Bangers

Step this way for some sizzling sausage jokes!

These funny sausage jokes are certified bangers! We've got some brilliant jokes and ones which are the absolute wurst!

And if food-related hilarity is your thing, step this way for mushroom jokes, potato rib-ticklers and a buffet of food one-liners!

What do you call a sausage who's been sunbathing all day?

Done!

A sunbathing sausage

Did you hear about the sausage who kept attacking themselves on Fortnite?

They were their own wurst enemy!

A scary looking sausage

Did you hear the pun about the German sausage?

It was the wurst!

A smiley face surrounded by sausages

What is a butcher's favourite rock band?

Linkin Pork!

A sausage excited about rock music

What kind of sausage does Zelda like?

Link!

Two laughing emojis

Where was the first sausage cooked?

Greece!

A sausage on a fork

What do you call a German sausage that's flipped over in a frying pan?

A turn for the wurst!

Why did the butcher cry when he saw a sausage?

He feared the wurst!

Sad butcher

How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down a hill!

A cat's paw touching a sausage roll

What do you call a girl with some sausages on her head?

Barbie!

A person with sausages on head

What do you call sausages who go trick or treating?

Halloweiners!

A scared sausage

A bird stole my sausage when I went to the beach.

It was a tern for the wurst!

A sea bird with a sausage in its beak

Did you hear about the actor who was an extra in a film about Greggs?

He got a sausage role!

Did you hear about the car that was made out of sausages?

It was a banger!

Four sausages laughing at a joke

What looks like half a sausage?

The other half!

A smiley face

Why did the sausage's album go to Number 1 in the charts?

Every song was a banger!

A sausage on a fork

What do you call a sausage who comes first in a race?

The Weiner!

Sausage with a gold medal

What is a sausage's favourite kind of firework?

A banger!

A sausage enjoying a firework display

What do you call a delivery of German sausages?

A wurst case scenario!

Sausages in a case

Did you hear about the person who worked in a German sausage factory?

It was the wurst job ever!

A sausage and German flag
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