36 Marvel Jokes Which Are Super Funny
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Samsung needed security to stand outside their store so they called...
Guardians of the galaxy!
If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be?
Twiglet!
How do Ant Man and Wasp get around town?
They ride on the buzz!
Which superhero won a singing competition?
Captain American Idol!
What is Thor’s favourite food?
Thor-tillas!
Which superhero spends too much time in the sun?
Cap-tan America!
Which super hero runs in marathons?
Irun Man!
What does Captain America say when he wants an orchestra?
Avengers, ensemble!
Did you hear about Avengers: Infinity Wars?
It's said to be Marvel-ous!
Why was Thanos so crazy?
He snapped!
What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man costume?
FeDora!
Why does Iron Man think Thanos is a pessimist?
Because he's a Universe half empty kind of guy!
Why didn't Tony Stark like his new assistant?
He wasn't Happy!
Captain Marvel wasn’t the first standalone female superhero...
Iron man was, because he’s Fe-Male!
What does Tony Stark cook with?
Pepper's pots!
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?
Iron Bran!
Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range...
But it wasn't his strong suit!
Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...
Avengers...assemble!
What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the villains but Aluminum Man just foils their plans!
Wouldn't it be amazing if Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up?
Yeah, they would be alloys!
Who gets travel sick when he tries to destroy New York?
The Green Goblin!
Why didn't Spider-Man save the day?
He couldn't get out of the bath!
What do you call David Banner when he won't speak to you?
The incredible sulk!
What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?
Stop bugging me!
What month does Spider-Man hate?
Ock-tober!
Where is Spider-Man's home page?
On the web!
Where did Black Widow and Spider-Man first meet?
On the web!
Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?
To get some rust!
Did you know that Hulk recycles 95% of his household waste?
Yep, he's pretty green!
How do you get a baby Star-Lord to sleep?
Rocket!
How are Tony Stark's clothes always so neat, man?
Because of the iron, man!
When Odin's pipes burst, who did he call for help?
The jani-Thor!
Bruce Banner makes mean mashed potatoes, but what if he's pushed for time?
He uses Hulk Smash!
Why does Loki hate the day after Wednesday?
Because it's Thor's day!
Where do the Avengers grab their super-skinny lattes?
Starkbucks!
Who wears an eye patch and never feels the cold?
Nick Furry!
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