20 Wolf Jokes You'll Howl With Laughter At!
The amazing wolf jokes will ensure you're at the front of the comedy pack!
Even though they're known for shouting at the moon and chasing chickens up and down the street, wolves are pretty funny too. Want proof? Take a bit out of these absolute howlers!
Are you more of a dog person? We’ve got hilarious pooch-based punchlines, too! Plus, there's tons of animal jokes hanging around our Beano Joke Generator.
Which Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf given?
Hufflepuff!
Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
It was fake moos!
What is a wolf's favourite time of year?
When it goes on their howl-idays!
Where do wolves stock their food?
A were-house!
What do you call a fashionable wolf?
A wear-wolf!
What does a wolf receptionist say?
Howl may I help you?
What did one wolf say the other wolf?
Howl's it going?
What happened when the wolf went to the flea circus?
They stole the show!
How did the small dog feel when they saw a wolf?
Terrier-fied!
What happened when the wolf swallowed a watch?
They got ticks!
How does a wolf eat its dinner?
They wolf it down!
Why are wolves like playing cards?
They arrive in packs!
What do you call a wolf without a map?
A where-wolf!
What did the wolf say when it fell over?
Ooooooooooow!
What do you call a wolf that knows what it is?
Aware-wolf!
What do you call a wolf in a sauna?
A hot dog!
What did the wolf do after a jog?
They huffed and they puffed!
What do wolves say when they meet?
Howl do you do?
What do you call a werewolf YouTuber?
A lycansubscribe!
