Toad Jokes
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What goes dot dot croak…
Morse Toad
What does a toad do before bed…
Have a nice cup of croako
What’s the difference between a toad squashed on the road and a middle-aged man with a ukulele?
There’s a tiny chance the toad was on it’s way to play a gig!
How did the toad cross the channel?
On a hoppercraft!
Man: What’s a toad doing watching a Harry Potter movie?
Toad: I liked the book!
What does a toad have in its croako
Marshmallows!
What’s does a toad listen to on its iBuds
Hiphop!
How does a toad look at tiktok?
On its lily iPad!
What did the scientist create when she crossed a toad and and a dog?
A Croaker Spaniel!
What sport do toads play?
Croakit
What did the bus driver say to the toad?
Hop in!
What’s a toads opening chess gambit?
It moves its spawn!
What do toads drink?
Croak-a-crola
What do you call a woman with a toad on her head?
Lily
You know you Toad me to do my chores?
I frogot!
What does a toad wear on it’s feet?
Open toad sandals!
I find your conversation
Absolutely ribbeting
I’m a funny amphibian…
So I’ve been toad!
Actually Toads have more lives than cats…
They croak every night!
What do you get if you cross a galaxy with a toad?
Star Warts!
What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
Ice cold croak-a-cola!
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts!
Where did Mario's Kart go when he parked in the wrong place?
It got toad!
What’s warty and hangs from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistel-toad
What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?
Star Warts!
What goes dot-dash-ribbit?
A morse-toad
What happened when the frog's car broke down?
It got toad away!
What do frogs love about Christmas?
Mistle-toad
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