22 of the Greatest Goat Jokes of All Time
Looking for some funny goat jokes? These are the Greatest Of All Time – BAAA none!
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What do you call a goat that can swim really fast?
A motor goat!
A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff...
Baa-dum-sss!
What did the bored goat say?
Mehhh!
What did the goat say when it pranked the cow?
Just kidding!
How do you stop a goat from charging?
You unplug it!
What do you call a goat that likes cleaning?
A room-BAAA!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat?
A hare in your milk!
What do you call a goat that likes country music?
Billy Ray Cyrus!
What do you call a goat that knows martial arts?
The Karate Kid!
What do you call a goat that works in a chip shop?
A battering ram!
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
Britain’s Goat Talent!
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat!
Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?
They always butt in!
Why did the goat run off the cliff?
It didn't see the ewe turn!
What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?
Chicago!
What do you call a goat with a beard?
A Goatee!
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat!
Why are goats from France so musical?
Because they have French horns!
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
A Hillbilly!
What do you call the best butter on the farm?
The goat!
A female sheep walks into a room with a baby cow and a baby goat...
Ewe calf to be kidding me!
Doctor, doctor! I can't help thinking I'm a goat. How long have you felt like this?
Since I was a kid!
