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20 Dinner Jokes Which Will Sate Your Hunger for Laughs!

If you love food and laughing, then you'll love these delicious dinner jokes!

Everyone loves dinner and laughing, so we've combined these two concepts in our laughter pot to create a page so funny you'll need a rest before your pudding.

Once you've cleared your comedy plate, why not check out these breakfast jokes, gluten free jokes or some pear jokes!

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...

I guess I should have put it on aloha setting!

Pineapple on a pizza

What does an alligator use to cook dinner?

A croc pot!

Alligator jokes

What’s the most relaxing type of pasta dinner?

Spa-ghetti!

A child with spaghetti for hair

How do you truly enjoy a hot dog?

With relish!

A hot dog

Which condiment has a real kick?

Horse-radish!

Did you hear the joke about macaroni?

It's too cheesy!

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

To get some ribs!

A roaring barbecue

What do you call a fake spaghetti dinner?

An impasta!

What’s a robot’s favourite dinner?

Micro chips!

What did the cow have for dinner?

Moo-saka!

What did the bread say to the butter?

You're on a roll!

Why couldn't the dinner go to the party?

It had too much on its plate!

A Festivus meal

What do you call a noodle who buys roses?

Ramen-tic!

Why did the tortilla chip go to the Mexican restaurant?

It was nacho average diner!

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing!

What do you get when you cross a fish and a potato?

Fish AND chips!

What did the pizza say to the oven?

"Is it me or is it getting hot in here?"

What did salad say before dinner?

Lettuce pray!

What do you say to steak that got a good school report?

Well done!

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner's on me!

Sunday dinner